Life's teachings from Indian ads

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LIFE’S TEACHINGS FROM INDIAN ADS

Let every Indian’s heart beat sounds
HERO HONDA (DESH KI DHADKAN)
With the delicacies of
AMUL (THE TASTE OF INDIA)
And lead a PEPSI life.
( YEHI HAI RIGHT CHOICE BABY).
Let us invoke THUMS UP
(THE TASTE OF THUNDER)
Because we are born like CEAT ( BORN TOUGH)
With a heart of COCACOLA
(THANDA MATLAB COCA COLA) in order  to
Experience the fragrance of DAIRY MILK
( SWAD ZINDAGI KA),
We require to consume BOOST
(BOOST IS THE SECRET OF OUR ENERGY),
But  AIR DECCAN (SIMPLFY) with BINGO
(NO CONFUSION, GREAT COMBINATION)
Surely carry an IDEA ( AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE)
and AIRTEL ( EXPRESS YOURSELF)
To be a HUTCH (WHEREVER YOU GO,
OUR NETWORK FOLLOWS)
Don’t forget to switch on the MENTOS
(DIAMAG KI BATTI JALA DE)
In between of your busy life, take a KIT KAT
( HAVE A BREAK)
And enjoy being a TATASKY (ISKO LAGA DALA TO LIFE ZINGA LALA)
Because you have LIC ( ZINDAGI KE SAATH BHI, ZINDAGI KE BAAD BHI)
You bieng a KINGFISHER (KING OF GOOD TIMES)
So be a HDFC STD LIFE (JIYO SAR UTHA KE)
And keep  RED FM ( BAJATE RAHO)
FINALLY CHECK IF YOU ARE INDIAN ARMY
( DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOU)

- Saradha